SLIMECOP is an electronic music project started in 2015 by arch-scumfuc Nathan Carmack (AKA Dr. Spooge, Captain Tuesday, and some other stupid names). Beginning with the seven-track EP King of the Ooze in January, 2016, he has churned out load after load of steaming digital garbage and won't stop until the devil puts a fork in his ass.
Loud Yelling in a Nastyman Voice over sequenced beats, synth guitars, and samples recorded on a cellphone is mostly what you'll find here. The lyrics consist mainly of gross-out jokes and sex fantasies that would get you diagnosed with a personality disorder if you told them to a doctor. Here and there, a few serious songs with thoughtfully considered lyrics and socially relevant themes snuck in, like Torture Daddy's Dick from the Hail Gay Satan EP. But the majority of these tracks would fit into the loose category of "Obscene Novelty Songs".
Taking inspiration from the junk-cultural refuse of his wasted youth, Carmack sought to recycle his childhood memories into violent pornographic cartoons, thereby transforming his feelings of social alienation into bla bla bla, now I'm psychologizing fucking fart jokes. All my songs are fart jokes. They are as deep as the titles imply. If a track is called Hagfish in the Bathtub, then that's what it's about; that literally happens. There's no metaphors in these songs.
Dispensing now with the third person bullshit--hi, I'm Nathan!--I'll tell you that I hate trying to explain myself, especially to strangers. My hideous creations can speak for themselves. They are Stupid, Ugly, and Wrong, and that is everything I wanted them to be.
But what does it sound like? Like shit. It's probably good enough for what it is, but it isn't Nine Inch Nails. Then why do it at all? I'm glad you asked that, Italicized Text. What began as an idle distraction evolved over time into a compulsive need. Why this need should be expressed as Jesus having sex with a vacuum cleaner or scat orgies in the Fellowship Hall, I really don't know. Maybe the real Secret of the Ooze is the power of friendship. Maybe I'm gay.
In summary, what this project is about is an ageing, socially-retarded pervert trying to find some meaning in his empty life. Enjoy!
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