Hail Gay Satan

(8 minutes, 2018)




Starting with some patricidal genital mutilation, this album continues through a workplace shooting comedy (with special guest vocals by E. Harris and D. Klebold), and ends up sprawled face-down across the blood-and-shit-stained Altar of Satanic Sodomy. That isn't a synopsis; it's everything that happens. There are only three tracks on this album. It's bitesized!

Originally, this was supposed to be a slightly longer EP, but I ended up having to finish it in a hurry and fold the leftover ideas into the next album. I don't think that hurt it any. How much of this bullshit is someone supposed to listen to?

The album cover was made using this Windows 95 emulator and baphomet ASCII art I stole from an old Angelfire page.


TRACK LIST


1. Torture Daddy's Dick

2. The Asshole Fuckface Massacre

3. Anal Virgin Sacrifice



Read the lyrics here.



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