Suck the Dick of Dracula

(26 minutes, 2018)




Suck the Dick of Dracula has a straightforward horror-parody theme, with classic movie monsters, goatfucking witches, and maggot-infested walking corpses coming in with everything for a HUGE party while I crank my rod in the basement. Samples from Halloween sound-effects tapes and old horror movies contribute to the X-rated haunted house atmosphere. I hope.

This was probably my first attempt that didn't just out-and-out suck. Although it does have "suck" right there in the name...maybe I'm fooling myself.

The title is a parody of Hammer horror movies like Taste the Blood of Dracula. For the cover, I printed out an old newspaper ad for tampon lollipops and colored it over with paint markers. Dracula's supposed to be jerking off under his cape, but I'm not sure how well that comes through in the picture.


TRACK LIST


1. Mondo Creepo

2. Vomit Bloody Chunks

3. Gaywad Frankenstein

4. Eat My Flesh/Drink My Blood

5. Worm War III

6. Writhe Alive

7. It Came From Satan's Dickhole

8. Happy Halloweiner



Read the lyrics here.



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